brian's definitions

Bumbler

A clumbsy idiot who happens to be funny looking too.

Casey ran into the tv and boom crash boom bang. Things were broken yet Casey looked funny when doing it so people called him a Bumbler.

by Brian February 27, 2005

blasts

another name for having to take a violent poop

all that peanut butter i ate gave me the blasts

by Brian November 29, 2003

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003

Ragdoll

A term used in modern electronic games, where characters fall limply and body parts interact with the environment after being killed. The goal of Ragdoll physics is creating more realistic corpses. This often results in cringes of horror, or bursts of laughter based on the corpses flipping or slumping. One of the earliest games employing Ragdoll physics is Hitman.

"I shot him in front of a railing, and because of ragdoll physics, he flipped over the railing and hit a chair."

by Brian November 4, 2004

DAC

DAC = David Allan Coe, one of the finest outlaw country artists to ever grace the scene. Wrote timeless classics such as "Take this job and shove it", "You never even called me by my name", "Would you lay with me(in a field of stone)", "Mona Lisa lost her smile" and countless more. Also collaborated with the late great Dimebag Darrell Abbott on an album entitled "Rebel meets rebel" which every metal and country fan should own.

David Allan Coe is a fine lyricist.

David Allan Coe has written some of the best country music around.

David Allan Coe is NOT Johnny rebel!

DAC, a true american rebel.

by Brian April 17, 2006

Straight to DVD/Oscar nominee/Oscar Winner /#1 in the Box offiece

(adj) words that desribe someone's bootyor ass

-IT IS A WAY FOR GUYS TO TALK ABOUT GIRLS BUTTS WITH OUT THE GIRL KNOWING

straight to dvd means that a girl has nothing there

Oscar nominee means its pretty good but i've seen better

Oscar winner, means "damn" iwant to tap that

#1 in the box office means yeah its good but everyone is getting in to it

when a hot girl walks by
"hey you see that movie?"
"yeah,"
"what did you think"
"oh, a definate nominee"

by Brian October 14, 2004

kiznabit

The sweetest Fantasy Basketball team ever created.

Have you seen Mike's new Fantasy team, Kiznabit? It's da bomb!

by Brian October 28, 2003