brian's definitions

Fatties

(Noun) Just another word for big, fat, floppy boobs. Also a great nickname for friends if you want to piss them off.

Holy hell that chick has some massive fatties!!

Hey fatties! How ya doin? (say this to a guy to be most effective)

by Brian October 13, 2004

Ragdoll

A term used in modern electronic games, where characters fall limply and body parts interact with the environment after being killed. The goal of Ragdoll physics is creating more realistic corpses. This often results in cringes of horror, or bursts of laughter based on the corpses flipping or slumping. One of the earliest games employing Ragdoll physics is Hitman.

"I shot him in front of a railing, and because of ragdoll physics, he flipped over the railing and hit a chair."

by Brian November 4, 2004

angry dragon

after a girl gives you head, smack her in the back of the head so your load comes out her nose. when she gets up, she'll look like an angry dragon

hey dude, girls don't like the angry dragon

by brian December 22, 2003

Loomster

A southern Massachusetts sports team dominiating in tennisball, flag football, and basketball. Members include Amtrak, No Names Necesary, Mr. Bean, Windex, Reds and more.

Loomster won the 2003 Redmond World Series.

by brian March 11, 2004

Fiji

If the name of the game is "grab that tallywacker" then this is the fraternity for you! If you love doing the elephant walk and having your collar popped then you are most definately a Fiji

That Fiji probably shaves his vagina

by Brian April 3, 2005

LIPA

Long
Island
Power
Authority

A gov't run power company serving Long Island, NY. Formerly an independent company called LILCO

The LIPA stacks in Northport can be seen from the top of the Empire State Building on a clear day and are the tallest on the East Coast.

by Brian December 2, 2004

hurtbag

1. a person who is heavily under the influence of drugs of alcohol. 2. a dirty, poor, or otherwise unsavoury person. 3. the prefix "hurt" can also be attached to other words to describe a state of disrepair, or stress the crapocity of said object

1: "Adam smoked so much pot tonight. He is such a 14 year-old asian hurtbag." 2: "oh man, that homeless man is a hurtbag." 3: "Shit, that Honda Civic is such a hurt-mobile."

by Brian September 2, 2004