bob's definitions

CoffeyBertoliCanoli

some fucked up dream from freshman year...not a wet dream...just a normal one...for more information

see babagnoush

That coffeybertolicanoli was wicked fucked up when he bombed them fuckin babagnoush.

by Bob December 3, 2004

grasshoppersgifts

A place to purchace all kinds of gifts and novelties at below retail prices.

I did my christmas shopping at grasshoppersgifts and saved a bundle.

by bob December 9, 2004

nadu

gothic and bisexual

son: can i get some purple pants and a pentagon to go with it?
dad: are you a friggin nadu?

by bob April 24, 2004

Eggsack

A tired bedragled old man. Bitter and jaded doomed to a lackluster life of apathy and self resentment. Victimized by its spouse and despised by its children, eggsacks usually succumb to cancer and being poisoned by co-workers.

Sam was a total eggsack, I'm glad he's dead.

by Bob January 27, 2004

target whore

A person who shops excessantly at Target. Thinks about Target every day and dreams about Target every night. Is obsessed with the color red....even though its ugly

Also known as the one and only Joanna....

by bob April 25, 2005

jelbart

a cool friend who is fat

fucking jelbart

by bob November 10, 2003

Carlos

a dildo; a thing to pleasure women

yo dawg i just found my chicks carlos.. nasty..

by bob June 11, 2006