swos

abr -Slut Whore Of Satan. A female who listens to heavy metal, or other extreme hybrids of the style and attends live band shows dressed in black and leather in order to find someone to have sexual intercourse with and leave the temporary partner the next morning.

short - a slut who listens to heavy metal.
"That ugly bitch over there is a SWOS"
"Man, this gig is full of SWOS"
"I could go a SWOS or two right now"
by Bob November 21, 2002
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monnchichi

a crazy hair style where the hair is so long you look like big foot. aka a piece of shit on your head
you look like a monnchichi
by Bob May 09, 2003
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If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
by Bob March 26, 2005
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Crudmaster

He Who Likes the Fat ones thinks there is more Cushion for the pushion
God Lord look at that Crudmaster and the 500 pound bitch
by bob December 30, 2003
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kawphy

Coffee of extreme strength and lack of any additional condiments, such as milk, sugar or flavorings.

Often taken by people in the computing industry, as a non-prescribed concentrational supplement.

Kawphy is never drunk by those who also drink tea or tea variants, with the exception of iced tea (Source: wild assumption).

Kawphy consumption is especially commom amongst hacker (note: not to be confused with cracker / phreaker) groups, as its concentration enhancing properties are reported to allow for a bullet time like effect when the user is required to think fast and make quick decisions.
"Dude, make me another cup of kawphy while you're there eh? I got 10,000 more lines to write tonight."

"|-|o1d 0n d00d, g077a d0\/\/n 4n07h0r Ka\/\/p|-|y b3FoR3 1 j4Ck 1n."

"Subject 31c, police records show that the subject was found dead in his appartment at 21:57pm, an autopsy showed that death was caused by consumption of 36 to 39 400ml doses of kawphy. Suicide is suspected."
by Bob February 29, 2004
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winner fixes the tranny

dave attel is the man...
yeah, yeah... winner fixes the tranny!
by bob June 01, 2004
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funnery

by bob December 30, 2003
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