bob's definitions

elephantitis of the head

Someone with slightly less than a dozen breasts on their head.

That girl's got elephantitis of the head!

by Bob July 30, 2003

corker

an annoying nickname youve had since you were little.

Hey Corker. Do this and that.

by Bob February 26, 2005

R&B

crap music that sux balls

r&b stands for "really blows" or "rancid bodyodor"

by bob July 11, 2006

Goemon

Ishikawa Goemon was the most famous 'THIEF' in Japan. Many novels, plays ,and video games are based on him. It isn't known for a fact if he existed, but there are many legends about him. Generally he is known as BIG thief in the Edo era. It is said that he was excuted under order of king in big pot of boiling oil.

Goemon was a Japanese robin hood.

by Bob October 12, 2003

gesso

anything that is white and liquidy (jizz)

i gessoed all over your mom

by bob November 26, 2003

catarac

catarac: when you smoke too much weed or not enough you get a catarac

boy jimmmey i see you catarac is FUCKING HUGE

by bob June 18, 2005

douche bag

A lil nasty greaseball that lies all the time, and is as nasty as a piece of cheese stuck in your ass for more than 3 weeks!! They eat all your food, and charge up ur phonebill! And they are up ur ass like that piece of cheese!

My friend, that piece of shit!

by Bob November 17, 2004