winblows

This is a actual OS/OS layover that you can buy or get. It is a parody of windows and is named Windblows by:Microshaft. I don't think it even exists anymore but still it was funny at one point.

Microshaft Winblows 98

by Alex April 06, 2004

Doodler

Drew Phillips. One who doodles repeatedly.

I doodled again! *cries*

by Alex June 09, 2003

chat tard

A person who can't even comprehend what the fuck is going on in the chat room.

(insert name here) is a fucking chat tard

by alex July 07, 2003

simple plan

A great band from Montreal, Canada. They sing about things they know and don't lead fake lives like other bands. They write their own songs, play their own instruments, and are very nice to their fans. Who really cares if you dont like their songs, but just find something else in your pathetic life to do besides bash bands.

Simple Plan is a great band because they do everything for themselves and are very nice.

by Alex February 27, 2005

WINDY POP

A lightly released gas. often release from the world of alex emersons ass. Usually a not so refreshing odour is present after the light eruption

A fart. a guffer.

by alex January 18, 2004

wunt

Basicly It Means 'Wasnt' But Most Bristolians Say It As Wunt

Person1:did you see dat fight yesterday it was off the hook!
Person2:naah mate i wunt der

by Alex February 25, 2005

cunt-slap

To slap the clitorous with a stick.

Ow! You slapped my cunt and now it is bleeding green goo!

by Alex January 28, 2003