alex's definitions

cheese grater

when you put your nuts in a girls mouth and beat off on her forehead or chest while she chews on your nuts

Bob: Dude Sally gave me a sloppy cheese grater
Ted:Sweet dude!

by Alex April 27, 2004

See, I told you so

phrase used to tell skeptics off after the fact; commonly used by Rush Limbaugh

To all you anti-war protestors: See, we told you so. Saddam no longer reigns. Get over it.

by Alex April 25, 2003

kumquat

1) someone who is brain dead

2) someone who makes illogical decisions

fuck off you kumquat!

by Alex April 2, 2003

stuybox

a website, that when visited, drops your IQ by 5 points

georger w/ bush has stuybox set as his homepage

by Alex March 27, 2003

McDonalds

The first human resource plant, invented by Satan himself. Made for the lack of food in small countries, McDonalds serves millions with their own human waste. The employees often screw your order up, and scratch their butt before they fix you food. The smell of McDonalds is often compared to the odor of sweaty vagina and burnt popcorn. It is also rumored that McDonalds is a secret organization created to keep the human population down.

We carried our week-old-feces to McDonalds so a lucky family could get the pleasure of eating our shit from the dollar menu.

by Alex December 15, 2003

slang

Colloquial english for those who can't speak english properly.

I speak slang, because I'm a teenager and I'm trying to be cool.

by Alex May 22, 2003

sodimist

Someone who has an addiction to anal penetration.

Arghh, i was having sex with ur mum, and she told me she needed it from behind, that dirty sodimist.

by alex December 16, 2004