democracy

One man, one vote, no chance.

by Alex June 30, 2003

FuckFace

A. Someone with a face which was recently fucked, resulting in inexplainable distortions.

B. A face made when someone is working very hard at sex and their face scrunches up.

C. Someone who looks like something out of the "HunchBack of Notre Dame."

A. Gah! You turned me into a fuckface!

B. UNGGH! Holy shit, look at my fuckface!

C. Holy Shit! I either gotta lay of the weed or that guy is from Resident Evil!

by Alex May 02, 2004

weapons of mass deception

a.k.a propaganda,is used to confuse and trick a sum of people into beleiving whoever is spewing propaganda,is how america hides its true colors,george bush's favorite pass time..

do not listen to bush's weapons of mass deception,its fake,why the hell is all of my country listening to him,hes destroying us all,cut that shit out!save america!impeach bush!

by alex July 07, 2003

Poon Logic

Poon Logic - A way of thinking by the poon (see Poon) that makes no sence to the rest of the world in any form. But makes perfect sence to them.

Poon: (insert ANYTHING here)
Man: ok hun (thinks what the hell did she just say)

by Alex January 03, 2005

Last Call

worst late night talk show ever, even worse than Chevy Chase's old show

by Alex January 26, 2003

the used

only the greatest band ever to walk this earth!

Me; So do you like THE USED?
Some Oblivious Nobody: who are they?
Me: only the best band known to....EVER!

by Alex February 08, 2004

stink nuggets

Pieces of smelly shit that have come from the anus.

Your stink nuggets are in my mouth; they taste delightful.

by Alex January 27, 2003