scooter crabs

crabs that take a bite outa your nuts then scoots back to your asshole to eat it.

man!! i just about lost my whole left nut to that saber toothed scooter crab.

by yo mamma May 11, 2003

shitzie

Slang for shit.

Eww! i stepped in Shitzie

by yo mamma June 25, 2004

dildo

Fake penis

when my girlfirend put the 10 inch dildo up her hairy vagina, i wacthed her vagina get wetter and more pleasurable as i got ready to shove my 13 inch erected, cumming cock up there.

by yo mamma June 25, 2004

fuck bitch

A woman you use purely sexually.

Q: Do you like her?
A: No. She's just one of my fuck bitches.

by yo mamma September 10, 2003

Dry David

A Dry David is basically the exact opposite of a WET WILLY. It is were you stick your finger in a victim's ear and stwist it around violently. But your finger is not wet so it hurts.

Last night I gave my teacher a Dry David.

by YO MAMMA September 25, 2004

clams casino

1. A fancy dish made with clams.
2. Something that is really good.

1.Yo, are we having clams casino for dinner?
2a. That new cd is so awesome, its the clams casino!
2b. Oh dude that picture for hardcore dancing is the dizzle.. straight clams casino!

by yo mamma February 18, 2005

papers

papers can refer to marijuana rolling, immigration papers and other legal documents, and money a.k.a. cash

C.J. from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
"Eh Yo gimme dat paper!(c.j.sometimes says this after he has shot the person, killed him/ her, and taken their money.

by yo mamma March 14, 2005