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guildford bearded lady
A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.
Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!
guildford bearded lady by Vince September 27, 2004
Gerff
(noun)In Philly an unusually tall teen for his age, not considered cool by any means but ppl are afraid enough to let him hang out. They are usually not too terribly bright but dangerous because of their physical strength.
arse feet
feet that smell really shitty, usually comes from wearing tennis shoes with sweaty feet and without socks