My new sports car is badassed.
by Victor April 30, 2003
Border town in south Texas with a population of 200,000 and a small minority of illegal immigrants; city is overwhelmingly made up of Hispanics (95% approx.) -- it's fine if you don't live in the shitty parts. Still a historical place, and one of the oldest cities in Texas. Only real way to make good money is the oil industry or import/export.
Raqem should shut the hell up about Laredo.
by Victor February 03, 2004
Cousin to the dirty sanchez, This manuever is done by inserting three fingers into the womans anus, and then rather than smearing it under her nose, you smear it under her eyes like warpaint of the navaho indians.
by Victor December 08, 2004
Dumbass, it wasn't used by the Nazis. It was first used by the Prussians during the Napoleonic Wars and today's Luftwaffe still uses it.
Fat Boy Kemp is a dumbass and Victor is a proud German who still has an Iron Cross in his pocket all the time.
by Victor April 24, 2004
by victor June 07, 2003