Definitions by Uncle Dimma

hit-and-run journalism

When a media story you've reported on turns out to be fake and you won't even issue an apology

The smollet hoax is hit-and-run journalism

hit-and-run journalism by Uncle Dimma September 21, 2022

Weather hangry 

Being hungry and angry but related to yucky weather

I'm weather hangry today

Weather hangry by Uncle Dimma September 21, 2022

hit-and-run journalism

Reporting on a story, then when the story turns out to be a hoax, you don't retract the story.

The Jessie smollett saga is pure hit-and-run journalism

hit-and-run journalism by Uncle Dimma September 19, 2022

Hit-and-run journalism

Reporting on a seemingly important story, then when the story turns out to be a dud, not issue any apology and simply move on.

The Jussie Smollett case was perfect hit-and-run journalism

Hit-and-run journalism by Uncle Dimma September 18, 2022

Head growth hormones

A new term for an increased level of self importance

Are you Louis XIV and suffering from a case of head growth hormones?

Head growth hormones by Uncle Dimma September 5, 2022

astrological cooking 

Cooking defined by your astrological sign and daily horoscope.

I read my daily horoscope today. It said in terms of astrological cooking that my zodiac sign required me to make pan seared tuna for dinner today.. I did just that.

astrological cooking by Uncle Dimma September 3, 2022

Astrological cooking 

Horoscope appropriate cooking after reading said horoscope.

My astrological cooking said I need to have a tuna salad today so I'll get that right, I you don't mind?

Astrological cooking by Uncle Dimma September 2, 2022