Definitions by Uncle Dimma
to pimp
(to be used in a non-sexual context only)
a ) (verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite
b) to hire out
a ) (verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite
b) to hire out
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?
boy b) let's open a business, maybe, to pimp to my father's company, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they don't have the required papers. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but we take the money from the immigrants instead?
boy a): you are a genius!
boy b) let's open a business, maybe, to pimp to my father's company, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they don't have the required papers. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but we take the money from the immigrants instead?
boy a): you are a genius!
to pimp by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2012
svinoyed
(literally "pork-eater" in Russian) this terms is
a term of insult (used exclusively by Jews and Muslims to insult other Jews and Muslims) for Jews and Muslims who eat pork/ham/ bacon in public and yet define themselves as Jews or Muslims when presenting themselves to other people.
a term of insult (used exclusively by Jews and Muslims to insult other Jews and Muslims) for Jews and Muslims who eat pork/ham/ bacon in public and yet define themselves as Jews or Muslims when presenting themselves to other people.
Muslim in a Jerusalem park: Hey you russian Jew of a svinoyed, stop eating your damn ham/and cheese sandwich, you know that we are not only in the Holy Land, but G-ds Holy City .
Jew eating ham in the same park: oh shove off, here in Israel, Church and State are separate.
Muslim; Church and State in Israel were never separate, not since the end of The Crusades. and besides, do i have to teach you that Israel is supposed to be a Davidic Monarchy, so therefore again no secular svinoyed allowed?
Jew eating ham in the same park: oh shove off, here in Israel, Church and State are separate.
Muslim; Church and State in Israel were never separate, not since the end of The Crusades. and besides, do i have to teach you that Israel is supposed to be a Davidic Monarchy, so therefore again no secular svinoyed allowed?
svinoyed by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2012
dukhobor
(Not to be confused with the Russian Orthodox religious sect on the Canadian Prairies and actually meaning spirit fighter in Russian)
this term defines:
a person suffering an internal spiritual struggle, debating conversion from one monotheistic faith to another.
this term defines:
a person suffering an internal spiritual struggle, debating conversion from one monotheistic faith to another.
boy 1) my parents are devout Anglicans, and involved with their church and everything, but for some reason I don't find Anglicanism as meaningful to my existence. Should I become a Muslim, or a Roman Catholic, or a Jew?
boy 2) this is completely up to you William.
William : Since it takes me a long time to make up my mind when it comes to anything anyways, on this issue I guess I'll define myself a dukhobor then.
boy 2) this is completely up to you William.
William : Since it takes me a long time to make up my mind when it comes to anything anyways, on this issue I guess I'll define myself a dukhobor then.
dukhobor by Uncle Dimma December 28, 2012
the Unforgiveables
(NB: Not to be confused with The Unforgivable Curses mentioned in the Harry Potter series, the u of Unforgiveables must always be a capital U):
a term of respect, awe and fear term referring, collectively, to the legislative, judicial, and executive orders of one's society.
Thus named because, usually, in North America an individual's criminal record is 'unforgiveable', remaining with the individual either for a very long period of time or for life.
a term of respect, awe and fear term referring, collectively, to the legislative, judicial, and executive orders of one's society.
Thus named because, usually, in North America an individual's criminal record is 'unforgiveable', remaining with the individual either for a very long period of time or for life.
son: can I grow weed in our backyard? i heard in school it's hip and cool.
father: you can do whatever the hell you please. But remember you write your life in indelible ink. do not get on the wrong side of the Unforgiveables, because your criminal record will most likely follow you to the grave. now, go scratch yourself
father: you can do whatever the hell you please. But remember you write your life in indelible ink. do not get on the wrong side of the Unforgiveables, because your criminal record will most likely follow you to the grave. now, go scratch yourself
the Unforgiveables by Uncle Dimma December 28, 2012
dump-clothes
dump-clothes
(noun): an offensive term for a person who who IYHO dresses you badly/poorly that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump
N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the offending party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
(noun): an offensive term for a person who who IYHO dresses you badly/poorly that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump
N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the offending party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Harry Potter walks into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?
Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
dump-clothes by Uncle Dimma December 26, 2012
Sanhedrin
Sanhedrin
a) a supreme legal, executive and judicial council in extant tribal societies in the non-Western world.
b) a conference of people in the same vocational field.
a) a supreme legal, executive and judicial council in extant tribal societies in the non-Western world.
b) a conference of people in the same vocational field.
boy a) have you heard of the Mumba-Yumba tribe, it's somewhere in Africa. Would you know if they have a Sanhedrin?
boy b) sorry dude, you are barking up the wrong tree. I am a history, not an anthropology, major. Therefore your question is not my brand of whiskey. And here is more cattle fodder. My dad and uncle are also holding a chemistry and biochemistry Sanchedrin at Baskerville Hall, my late grandparents' country estate.
boy b) sorry dude, you are barking up the wrong tree. I am a history, not an anthropology, major. Therefore your question is not my brand of whiskey. And here is more cattle fodder. My dad and uncle are also holding a chemistry and biochemistry Sanchedrin at Baskerville Hall, my late grandparents' country estate.
Sanhedrin by Uncle Dimma December 23, 2012
en temps et lieux utiles
an English translation of a French phrase meaning
"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to know something"
"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to know something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother Jerry who is 16, i;s learning how to drive. Why can't I?
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough. Now go sleep tight.
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough. Now go sleep tight.
en temps et lieux utiles by Uncle Dimma December 22, 2012