Definitions by Uncle Dimma
Jack Daniels
1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
Jack Daniels by Uncle Dimma January 24, 2013
Latinist
(word must always be with a capital L): in the modern world, where not many people speak Latin, this is a term of distinction and endearment for individuals who do indeed speak Latin.
Latin professor: is there a Latinist in my class who would know what Alieni Ite Domum means?
student: Alieni Ite Domum means strangers go home'
professor : yes indeed it does.
student: Alieni Ite Domum means strangers go home'
professor : yes indeed it does.
Latinist by Uncle Dimma January 24, 2013
afthavithm
(not to be confused with atavism): a horrible spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork related products (said overconsumption of pork is strictly defined between said individual and G-d).
N.B: Left untreated, this disease, inevitably, will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular fission, disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.
N.B: Left untreated, this disease, inevitably, will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular fission, disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.
son: is it possible for Jews and Muslims to be Excommunicated from their religious communities?
father: No, not physically, but spiritually yes, if they suffer from afthavithm and their condition is left untreated.
father: No, not physically, but spiritually yes, if they suffer from afthavithm and their condition is left untreated.
afthavithm by Uncle Dimma January 23, 2013
CL fuck bunny
(very offensive term) :a sexually promiscuous teenage girl who spends all her time outside of high school and homework trawling Craigslist for a one night stand craigs-hook
a trains-creep or online sexual predator can smell a CL fuck bunny from a mile away, so young women in our society should be more careful in terms of their netiquette when they go online.
CL fuck bunny by Uncle Dimma January 21, 2013
a parking ticket
a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
a parking ticket by Uncle Dimma January 18, 2013
noob
a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan, and therefore im not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan, and therefore im not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
noob by Uncle Dimma January 18, 2013
en temps et lieux utiles
an English translation of a French phrase meaning
"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"
"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother Jerry who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough.
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough.
en temps et lieux utiles by Uncle Dimma January 18, 2013