Definitions by Uncle Dimma
ecumenical
1) Of worldwide scope or applicability; universal.
2) Of or relating to the worldwide Christian church.
3) Concerned with establishing or promoting unity among churches or religions.
2) Of or relating to the worldwide Christian church.
3) Concerned with establishing or promoting unity among churches or religions.
conquering hunger in the Third World should be the ecumenical preoccupation of all people, regardless of faith, in the Western world.
ecumenical by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2013
go back to your cave
a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you to nigger at finding a better paying job
Carl: please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet.
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you to nigger at finding a better paying job
Carl: please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet.
go back to your cave by Uncle Dimma February 21, 2013
improve your vocabulary
a phrase meaning: learn not only social manners, but, above all, how to correctly talk to your elders and people with more power and/or authority than you.
younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy.
Amos: Sean, idiotagers have no manners these days. I am giving you two choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one, either you eat your own cheese for talking to me like that, or two you improve your vocabulary. Got that? Now, go scratch yourself and come back to me when you have made up your mind.
Amos: Sean, idiotagers have no manners these days. I am giving you two choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one, either you eat your own cheese for talking to me like that, or two you improve your vocabulary. Got that? Now, go scratch yourself and come back to me when you have made up your mind.
improve your vocabulary by Uncle Dimma February 20, 2013
flowers
boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (WTF lines appear on his face)
boy b: i don't know, some retard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers right, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
boy b: i don't know, some retard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers right, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
flowers by Uncle Dimma February 18, 2013
telling me your limo is triple parked
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
telling me your limo is triple parked by Uncle Dimma February 17, 2013
The Ides of March
Gaius Julius Caesar (Caesar's full Latin name) was assassinated during The Ides of March, the date most often accepted being March 15. Therefore, according to my family tradition, never give your sweetheart flowers during The Ides of March, even if it is her birthday.
The Ides of March by Uncle Dimma February 17, 2013
uptard
(тормоз по русски, if anyone reads Russian here):
a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
boy: Melissa, when is your birthday again?
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. Due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. Due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
uptard by Uncle Dimma February 16, 2013