Definitions by Uncle Dimma
swagotology
(not to be confused with swagtology): a scientific discipline, a subbranch of sociology rather, dealing with concepts, from a sociological perspective, related to swag, YOLO, YODO, and other issues dealing with either swag or modern teenagers.
While swagtology is the vox populii and non scientific ( in this case i.e done by the popular masses, for popular masses) study of swag and other related concepts, swagotology, IMHO, should be either a separate social science discipline or a subbranch of sociology.
swagotology by Uncle Dimma August 20, 2013
stop blabbering
boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll say it in Latin, damno quod non intelligo
Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about learning what you need in order to get into high school.
Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about learning what you need in order to get into high school.
stop blabbering by Uncle Dimma August 20, 2013
gentile
a) a term used by WASP intellectuals to denote non Jewish and non-Muslim monotheists, especially other protestants.
b) a politically incorrect synonym for 'goy', this term is, for political manipulation, is either unknown by, or specifically not used by, the modern Western media.
b) a politically incorrect synonym for 'goy', this term is, for political manipulation, is either unknown by, or specifically not used by, the modern Western media.
The modern Western media IMHO doesn't seem to know/realise that the word goy has 2 meanings, depending on who uses it and where: 1) when a Jew uses the term to speak to non-Jews, especially an educated WASP, he uses the term as a synonym for gentile. 2) when the term goy is used among and between Jews it often denotes a non-monotheist, i.e. an idol-worshiper.
gentile by Uncle Dimma August 19, 2013
flowers
boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (wtf lines appear on his face)
boy b: i don't know, some retard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers right, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
boy b: i don't know, some retard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers right, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
flowers by Uncle Dimma August 18, 2013
are you gas wholesaling?
person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?
person b): Lol. are you gas wholesaling? Didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. study your high school chemistry comme du monde.
person b): Lol. are you gas wholesaling? Didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. study your high school chemistry comme du monde.
are you gas wholesaling? by Uncle Dimma August 18, 2013
telling me your limo is triple parked
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
telling me your limo is triple parked by Uncle Dimma August 10, 2013
tunnel the skull
if you want to be a successful HR manager at any company you need to learn asap the skills needed to tunnel the skull of a potential new employee when the latter is an interviewee.
tunnel the skull by Uncle Dimma August 10, 2013