Definitions by Uncle Dimma

grab capitalism by the balls 

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, people like Thomas Jefferson, John Locke and Thomas Hobbes.

grab capitalism by the balls by Uncle Dimma November 12, 2013

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev 

(bonus points if you know where my quote concerning the lupara blasts comes from).

Boston Marathon 2013 Bombing suspect who needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)" in order to pay for his crimes

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev does not, under any circumstances deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is and an American citizen. He does indeed need to have his body torn apart by lupara blasts, and then strung Mussolini-style on a telegraph pole nearest the explosion at the Boston Marathon Bombing.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev by Uncle Dimma November 12, 2013

punch-drunk love 

(can be silly, humorous, sarcastic or offensive, depending on the context and/or the situation):

an actual intimate encounter (or thinking about having an intimate encounter with a given person) after just one date

the question is whether or not a situation of punch-drunk love can lead to a nsa/fwb or an fbltr

punch-drunk love by Uncle Dimma November 1, 2013

fuckfriend 

a) an fwb, but without the frienship

b) an offensive synonym for a friends with benefits

a specific prostitute that you pay for over and over again would probably qualify as a friend with benefits, but without the actual friendship, under definition a) of fuckfriend as stated above

fuckfriend by Uncle Dimma October 23, 2013

spring has sprung 

a phrase meaning yellah, you couch potato, it's time to get a move on and do something productive

father: hoo-hoo, Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.

son: I didn't do diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band

father : yup that counts as diddly-squat if you come from a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.

spring has sprung by Uncle Dimma October 19, 2013

devil-worship 

immoral or amoral behavior

is a friends with benefits or an fbltr considered devil-worship?

devil-worship by Uncle Dimma October 19, 2013

perpetuum mobili 

perpetuum mobili: Latin phrase to be translated as forever in motion by people in the pure sciences or to be translated as forever in flux by realistic intellectuals in the social sciences

The Russian Revolution of 1917 is the result of the fact that tsars Alexander I and Nicholas I did not exactly grasp the ssence of the latin phrase perpetuum mobili

perpetuum mobili by Uncle Dimma October 19, 2013