Definitions by Uncle Dimma
are you gas wholesaling?
person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?
person b): Lol. are you gas wholesaling? Didn't you study your chemistry comme du monde?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S.
person b): Lol. are you gas wholesaling? Didn't you study your chemistry comme du monde?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S.
are you gas wholesaling? by Uncle Dimma April 28, 2014
weather grandpa
(N.B: this term is based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather).
(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.
(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.
everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.
weather grandpa by Uncle Dimma April 28, 2014
CL fuck bunny
(very offensive term): a sexually promiscuous teenage girl who spends all her time outside of high school and homework trawling Craigslist for a craigs-hook and/or a one night stand
John Walsh of America's Most Wanted, (or AMW), would agree that with me that the rise of chat rooms and the perceived "privacy" of online sexual predators that comes with it, not only should every police department in North America have a sexual cyber crime unit, but it should also IMHO hire an ex-CL fuck bunny as an undercover cop to help them solve a higher percentage of cold cases involving online sexual crimes, especially those targeting children.
CL fuck bunny by Uncle Dimma April 28, 2014
putting words in the horse's mouth
boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That would be nice.
kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, and FYI it's actually Italian and Latin homework I was going to work on, later on the chemistry and physics.
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That would be nice.
kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, and FYI it's actually Italian and Latin homework I was going to work on, later on the chemistry and physics.
putting words in the horse's mouth by Uncle Dimma April 28, 2014
panem et circenses
a) (direct translation from Latin): bread and circuses
b) (adj): something that exists purely f-sag with no real concrete purpose
c) political scandals and entertainment as viewed on television and read in the newspapers
b) (adj): something that exists purely f-sag with no real concrete purpose
c) political scandals and entertainment as viewed on television and read in the newspapers
The United Nations, IMHO today, at least under definition b) above is nothing more than a panem et circenses, a political circus that performs only for the media.
panem et circenses by Uncle Dimma April 27, 2014
chimney-sweep
(not offensive to anyone whose actual profession is or was a chimney-sweep):
a) a very offensive term used by white people to insult other white people who are not only pro-miscegenation but are, regardless of actual truth, perceived to have a non-white significant other.
b) a so-so offensive term for a grease-monkey or a janitor
c) a very offensive term used by white middle class intellectuals to insult members of the white urban working class who hang out exclusively with black members of the urban working class and who become more 'black' than 'white' in terms of 'manners', music taste, etc.
a) a very offensive term used by white people to insult other white people who are not only pro-miscegenation but are, regardless of actual truth, perceived to have a non-white significant other.
b) a so-so offensive term for a grease-monkey or a janitor
c) a very offensive term used by white middle class intellectuals to insult members of the white urban working class who hang out exclusively with black members of the urban working class and who become more 'black' than 'white' in terms of 'manners', music taste, etc.
if you are called a chimney-sweep, especially definitions a) and c) above you are not only pro-miscegenation, and don't really care about interracial marriages and stuff, but you have no clue what the term ehre weiBen kultur means.
chimney-sweep by Uncle Dimma April 26, 2014