Definitions by Uncle Dimma
bébé-làlà
A quebec-french¸ word for a capricious child that doesnt know what it wants and, manipulating its parents by kicking and screaming, demands everything at once.
bébé-làlà by Uncle Dimma November 23, 2014
to shoot and scoot
a) to quickly install your missile/anti-aircraft/anti-tank launchers, fire into enemy territory, and then, just as quickly, remove your rocket launcher, way before the enemy has a chance to retaliate.
b) to shoot your load inside your girlfriend and then suddenly dump her when you find out she is carrying a bun in the oven, simply not pay child support.
c) get your mistress pregnant, then dump her, but still pay child support, and continue living with your wife
b) to shoot your load inside your girlfriend and then suddenly dump her when you find out she is carrying a bun in the oven, simply not pay child support.
c) get your mistress pregnant, then dump her, but still pay child support, and continue living with your wife
if you are going to shoot and scoot, do not underestimate your opponent, especially definition b), when your girlfriend can actually take you to court for child support or simply do you what Lorenna Bobbit did to her husband
to shoot and scoot by Uncle Dimma November 23, 2014
pirate's slang
If you use pirate's slang in public, you either have bad manners, or you need to learn the phrase improve your vocabulary
pirate's slang by Uncle Dimma November 22, 2014
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
( written Джохар Царнаев in Russian)
a) someone who does not, under any circumstances, deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is an American citizen
b) someone who doesn't deserve the death penalty according to Alan Dershowitz
a) someone who does not, under any circumstances, deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is an American citizen
b) someone who doesn't deserve the death penalty according to Alan Dershowitz
I do not see any difference between Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Timothy McVeigh and O.J. Simpson; all were terrorists and American citizens.
Dear Mr. Alan Dershowitz, I disagree with you on the punishment regarding Dzhokhar Tsarnaev; Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, IMHO needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site in Boston.
Oh and by the way, Mr. Alan Dershowitz, bonus points if you know where my reference concerning the "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" comes from :).
Dear Mr. Alan Dershowitz, I disagree with you on the punishment regarding Dzhokhar Tsarnaev; Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, IMHO needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site in Boston.
Oh and by the way, Mr. Alan Dershowitz, bonus points if you know where my reference concerning the "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" comes from :).
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev by Uncle Dimma November 22, 2014
to haggle and babble
(тормозить и базарить in Russian): to suddenly stop working and engage your co-workers in a non work-unrelated conversation.
if you want to haggle and babble, don't come to work, go home; go to a marketplace. Just don't prevent anyone else from working.
to haggle and babble by Uncle Dimma November 22, 2014
go eat rocks
( even more offensive than button the lip) : what you say to someone who is very politically opinionated, not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, as well as arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well (all 3 at the same time, in the same person).
son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.
father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the [Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?
son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the [Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?
son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
go eat rocks by Uncle Dimma November 22, 2014
sgqsr
an offensive Quebec French acronym for sans-genie qui sait rien, a phrase meaning a know-nothing retard in English.
son: yoo-hoo you SGQSR, what the hella doing fiddling with those pipes in the basement?
father: young man, improve your vocabulary, and talk to me comme du monde. you can even shut up and doff me a hat; I am after all your father.
father: young man, improve your vocabulary, and talk to me comme du monde. you can even shut up and doff me a hat; I am after all your father.
sgqsr by Uncle Dimma November 22, 2014