Definitions by Uncle Dimma
Educated failure
A person that is extremely well educated, maybe a lawyer even, but are very f*ing unimpressive and almost comically incompetent when it comes to running for president of a country and having to explain their policies to voters
What do Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg and Elizabeth Warren 🤔 have in common? They're educated failures irl.
Educated failure by Uncle Dimma October 14, 2024
Birthing your own grinch
Not consenting to mental health treatment (ama mind you) when your really need said treatment, thats not called birthing your own grinch; it's called stupidity
Birthing your own grinch by Uncle Dimma October 13, 2024
Skyward poking flagship
Skyward poking flagship by Uncle Dimma October 13, 2024
A.f.i mode
at work when you are idle against your will. Not because you're lazy or slow working or whatever, but you're literally awaiting further instructions and/information related to a certain task or project.
When you're caught doing nothing at work (caveat this doesn't include things that you already know are nsfw) you can always tell your boss you're neither idle nor indolent or anything similar, but in a.f.i mode.
A.f.i mode by Uncle Dimma October 9, 2024
The Diddy hotline exploded
(Referencing Sean Combs and his 2024 legal saga). Self explanatory, right? Describes a situation where shit hits the fan
The Diddy hotline exploded by Uncle Dimma October 4, 2024
Locked and loaded
Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?
Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.
Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.
Locked and loaded by Uncle Dimma October 4, 2024
Power mad misery merchant
Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed
Power mad misery merchant by Uncle Dimma October 4, 2024