Definitions by Uncle Dimma

epiphanetically 

in the course of, or following, an epiphany

Even epiphanetically, it is not too late to figure out that you're doing something wrong and to save your sinking titanic

epiphanetically by Uncle Dimma March 15, 2015

without knowledge in engineering 

without having thought things through comme du monde

if you are going to build an electric chair in your basement, please don't do so without knowledge in engineering!

without knowledge in engineering by Uncle Dimma March 14, 2015

to abort an aberration 

to start doing something, epiphanetically realize that it's meaningless and/or retargerous, then aborting your project because you don't to suffer the subsequent negative consequences.

if, without engineering knowledge, you are going to build a electric chair in your basement, you better be prepared to abort an aberration

to abort an aberration by Uncle Dimma March 14, 2015

slicing the pineapple 

doing something meaningless and retargerous and suffer the subsequent negative consequences

if you don't know what you're doing, it's better to ask others for help instead of just slicing the pineapple

slicing the pineapple by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2015

religious denial 

when a person doesn't have sex or masturbate during a certain part of the year for religious/moral reasons

Lent is about religious denial

religious denial by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2015

rover 

a) verb: to refuse over and over again
b) noun: a person who refuses, over and over again, the professional social help they deserve

Please don't be a rover, definition b), stupid enough to burn your bridges

rover by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2015

over-the-shoulder boulder holder 

A new Facebook term for the bra

Unless you are a misogynist, do not ask any female how much her over-the-shoulder boulder holder costs.

over-the-shoulder boulder holder by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2015