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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

to cartoon yourself 

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a person who is neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession to make a buffone of themselves in public.
don't try to cartoon yourself in public, unless of course you work in a circus

friendteraction 

a friendly verbal interaction with a stranger
it's better to have no verbal interaction with anyone than risk having a friendteraction with someone like Charles Manson

basilisk stare

(based on the Basilisk's killing method in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets ): verb- to kill someone simply by staring at them in the eyes
even with the best of intentions in mind, you can't basilisk stare someone into admitting their guilt, even for a capital crime; you can hope for a confession and wait for a jury to sentence them to death

out of juice 

(выжатый Лимон in Russian)

a) dead tired

b) said of electronic equipment that's out of power and needs recharging
right now I am out of juice, definition a)
out of juice by Uncle Dimma April 8, 2015

to live happily ever after 

to live in one's little alternate utopic reality, while tripping on drugs.
stop trying to live happily ever after; you won't get very far with the Unforgiveables.

terribad 

if something smells terribad bad, it probably is
terribad by Uncle Dimma April 6, 2015

open happiness 

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.