Definitions by Uncle Dimma
Pauline Marois
Pauline Marois, despite having intelligent ideas, can only effectively run a 10, 000 -or so- strong union of Quebec farmers
Pauline Marois by Uncle Dimma June 2, 2015
knocking at your back door
a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus
b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?
ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.
sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.
sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
knocking at your back door by Uncle Dimma May 31, 2015
troglodithe
a) a term invented by Montesquieu to refer to a myhtical nation he describes in his work The Spirit of The Laws
b) (used by my grandmother on my mom and aunt when they were little):
a term of endearment to small children, calling them cute little baby monsters
b) (used by my grandmother on my mom and aunt when they were little):
a term of endearment to small children, calling them cute little baby monsters
mother: Peter, my favorite troglodithe, it's time to pick up your toys and go to bed, sweetheart.
Peter: Lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now troglodithe Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokémon, since Squirtle is a cute little baby monster
mother: lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up your toys and go to bed.
Peter (now calling himself troglodithe Squirtle) : okay.
Peter: Lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now troglodithe Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokémon, since Squirtle is a cute little baby monster
mother: lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up your toys and go to bed.
Peter (now calling himself troglodithe Squirtle) : okay.
troglodithe by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2015
troglodithe
a) a term invented by Montesquieu to refer to a myhtical nation he describes in his work The Spirit of The Laws
b) (used by my grandmother on my mom and aunt when they were little):
a term of endearment to small children, calling them cute little baby monsters
b) (used by my grandmother on my mom and aunt when they were little):
a term of endearment to small children, calling them cute little baby monsters
mother: Peter, my favorite troglodithe, it's time to pick up your toys and go to bed, sweetheart.
Peter: Lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now troglodithe Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokémon, since Squirtle is a cute little baby monster
mother: lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up your toys and go to bed.
Peter (now calling himself troglodithe Squirtle) : okay.
Peter: Lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now troglodithe Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokémon, since Squirtle is a cute little baby monster
mother: lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up your toys and go to bed.
Peter (now calling himself troglodithe Squirtle) : okay.
troglodithe by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2015
to pimp the S-1070
(to be used in a non-sexual context ):
(verb): to hire someone out (non sexual work only) and live off their wage, like a parasite, done regardless of whether you yourself are gainfully employed.
(verb): to hire someone out (non sexual work only) and live off their wage, like a parasite, done regardless of whether you yourself are gainfully employed.
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?
boy b) let's try to pimp the S-1070, exploit some illegal immigrants at my father's company. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but they do work us, not my dad.
boy a): you are a genius!
boy b) let's try to pimp the S-1070, exploit some illegal immigrants at my father's company. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but they do work us, not my dad.
boy a): you are a genius!
to pimp the S-1070 by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2015
parking ticket
a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.
the son: so now what? we repaint the door?
father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.
the son: so now what? we repaint the door?
father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion
parking ticket by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2015
to institutionalize
a) (archaic): to forcibly or legally confine someone to 'an institution', often a mental health hospital, a prison or an orphanage
b) (more modern) (verb): to scholarly define- thus making it a part of our political, legal, judicial, social or cultural institutions- using a convoluted vocabulary, a simple word or concept in order to politically manipulate the masses.
b) (more modern) (verb): to scholarly define- thus making it a part of our political, legal, judicial, social or cultural institutions- using a convoluted vocabulary, a simple word or concept in order to politically manipulate the masses.
boy: father, what is Communism?
father: it's a scholarly term. As far as scholarly terms are concerned anyone, even pseudo-intellectuals, can try to institutionalize, definition b), any term they want.
father: it's a scholarly term. As far as scholarly terms are concerned anyone, even pseudo-intellectuals, can try to institutionalize, definition b), any term they want.
to institutionalize by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2015