Definitions by Uncle Dimma

lower the temperature

(Followed by of) :To prevent an individual, group or groups of people from committing either civil disobedience ( such as scuffles with police and verbally insulting others), political ( physically punching, kicking, killing people included) or social ( property damage)violence in your name while at political rallies/ protests/demonstrations

Donald Trump should try to, if at all possible, to lower the temperature of his supporters or try to move the other protesters 10 blocks away from his political venues, so the latter can protest away from Trump supporters.

lower the temperature by Uncle Dimma March 12, 2016

carrying a bun in the oven

For a woman to be pregnant

Any illegal immigrant woman carrying a bun in the oven who comes to the United States solely to give birth to an anchor baby, well her offspring shouldn't receive automatic birthright citizenship.

carrying a bun in the oven by Uncle Dimma March 6, 2016

off the grid 

a) physically supplying your own electricity through a generator or whatever, without relying on the companies

b) on the down low

c) in secret

if it's sold off the grid, especially definitions b) and c), the product is more likely than not (99.5 % to 0.5 % in favor of) to be illegal .

off the grid by Uncle Dimma March 3, 2016

calorically challenged 

a semi offensive synonym for a short and fat person

if someone terms you calorically challenged , look at yourself in the mirror, and if you don't like what you see, go to the gym.

calorically challenged by Uncle Dimma March 3, 2016

Tommy-pick a bastard 

(Verb) : to kill a police officer, specifically, as the name suggests, using a Tommy gun

Only someone as brazen as Al Capone would dare to Tommy-pick a bastard, since not everyone has access to a Tommy gun.

Tommy-pick a bastard by Uncle Dimma February 19, 2016

Tommy-pick a bastard 

(Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Tommy gun-Thompson submachine gun):

Verb: to kill, in a hail of bullets, a cop or a g-man, using, as the name suggest, a Tommy gun

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well live, and die, like Al Capone, John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson.

Tommy-pick a bastard by Uncle Dimma December 4, 2015

Lorena Bobbitt 

A female sexual sadist, not exactly a criminal, from the US State of Virginia.

Lorena Bobbitt is not a criminal, IMHO , because cutting off a guy's penis after he raped you is not considered a crime, just a sadistic, cruel and unusual punishment

Lorena Bobbitt by Uncle Dimma December 2, 2015