Definitions by Uncle Dimma
achtüng a göy'yim
(literal translation German/ Nazi German) :
a) "Attention to all göyim (i.e all non-Jews and non-monotheists, since Jews are monotheists by definition) ", followed by the message itself
b) an admonishing phrase meaning, "beware of immoral/amoral people and/or behaviors in your environment".
a) "Attention to all göyim (i.e all non-Jews and non-monotheists, since Jews are monotheists by definition) ", followed by the message itself
b) an admonishing phrase meaning, "beware of immoral/amoral people and/or behaviors in your environment".
mother: Emily, mark my words: apart from all the cool stuff you will learn in your first year in high school, there are also darker, amoral, immoral things, like drugs, parties, marijuana, (...)
Emily (interrupting) : Is achtüng a göy'yim the phrase you wanted to use? I know, dad told me yesterday; mom thanks for the advice, but I wasn't born yesterday
Emily (interrupting) : Is achtüng a göy'yim the phrase you wanted to use? I know, dad told me yesterday; mom thanks for the advice, but I wasn't born yesterday
achtüng a göy'yim by Uncle Dimma May 22, 2016
monkey bomb
If you try to build a monkey bomb and injure yourself, I'm not sure the government should be responsible
monkey bomb by Uncle Dimma May 20, 2016
business-suicide
An objective, according to everyone but you, mismanagement (by you) of your own financial assets and resources
If you are about to commit business-suicide, take action when others tell you to, before you drive yourself to debt
business-suicide by Uncle Dimma May 19, 2016
Montreal's pantless marathon
A ridiculous event ( that took place in Montreal Canada on January 11, 2015) in which people took the metro wearing no pants, but underwear.
If you took part in Montreal's pantless marathon you should be ashamed of yourself and I want nothing to do with you
Montreal's pantless marathon by Uncle Dimma May 19, 2016
blown off course
( verb: being) : in Nordic countries such as Scandinavia and Canada, to come late to work because of an ice or snow storm
Although snow and ice are a problem in Canada, being blown off course is not an excuse for coming late to work.
blown off course by Uncle Dimma May 19, 2016
basilisk stare
( based on the basilisk's killing method in Harry Potter and The Chammber of Secret): verb: to kill someone, literally from fear followed by a heart attack, simply by staring them straight in the eyes
Even if you tried , you wouldn't be able to basilisk stare a criminal into admitting their guilt, even for a capital murder case
basilisk stare by Uncle Dimma May 18, 2016
google disproved
When 2 people are arguing, (considering that since science-even social science- was, is, and will forever be, self correcting) but supposing that neither of the arguing parties wants to lose their argument ( I mean wtf, what rational person wants to lose an argument:)), one of 3 things will happen:
1) when I have google proved you, I.e. I proved that your argument is correct, I have automatically google disproved myself
2) when I have google disproved you, I did something else-for what reason is irrelevant- I have google proved myself, proven my argument to be correct.
3) you cannot philosophically prove, with a philosophical P, who wins or loses said argument, since an argument will only stand the test of time until a counter argument-one that also stands the test of time- is introduced as a new, self corrected, argument.
1) when I have google proved you, I.e. I proved that your argument is correct, I have automatically google disproved myself
2) when I have google disproved you, I did something else-for what reason is irrelevant- I have google proved myself, proven my argument to be correct.
3) you cannot philosophically prove, with a philosophical P, who wins or loses said argument, since an argument will only stand the test of time until a counter argument-one that also stands the test of time- is introduced as a new, self corrected, argument.
google disproved by Uncle Dimma May 17, 2016