Definitions by Uncle Dimma

pig sauce

(самогон in Russian): moonshine or other bad quality home-made alcohol or wine

why even bother making pig sauce when, once in a while, you can splurge a bit more on yourself and drink good quality whiskey or cider at the local pub?

pig sauce by Uncle Dimma September 18, 2016

bastard

a) offensive term for a son raised by a single mother with no help or support from the father

b) a male that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring

Under definition b) I'd order each and every bastard to pay child , regardless of visitation rights or if they haven't been ordered by the court to pay child support

bastard by Uncle Dimma September 18, 2016

cannon fodder 

A semi-offensive term for an NHL player traded to a new club less than 48 hours before the March 1 deadline

I f you want to make a smooth transition to your new club, ask your old team to not make you cannon fodder

cannon fodder by Uncle Dimma September 18, 2016

pussy dork 

a male over age 20 who is virgin solely because he is a binoculared pig type of geek/dorm

if you're a girl you're more likely, nowadays, to go for a pussy magnet rather than a pussy dork

pussy dork by Uncle Dimma September 17, 2016

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

gas tank for a sex machine by Uncle Dimma September 17, 2016

bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce

under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support

bastard by Uncle Dimma September 17, 2016

sperm dog 

An incompetent Don Juan

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's rather than a wife and mistress

sperm dog by Uncle Dimma September 17, 2016