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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

holes all over the place 

the moral raison d 'étre of the no spin zone is supposed to be about getting rid of the holes all over the place

burner account 

a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards
if it's both w.u.r and/or n.s.f.w, i would personally use a burner account
burner account by Uncle Dimma February 23, 2017

fish on a treadmill

when you are left high and dry , especially in an unfamiliar environment you shouldnt be surprised if you feel like a fish on a treadmill
( antiquated meaning used by millenials and previous generations): registered nurse
While it is true that my grandmother was an r.n to a post-millennial the words r.n mean something totally different.
r.n by Uncle Dimma February 23, 2017
(Antiquated meanings for millenials and previous generations):

a) as found, I.e. in the condition something was found

b) as formulated, I.e. according to the S.O.P
While to a post-millennial a.f meand something else completely, when you are performing a chemistry experiment in high school, please do it a.f definition b) and leave the classroom a.f definition a), without a mess
a.f by Uncle Dimma February 23, 2017

sextesies 

sexual fanatsies
if you do not want to be Ted Bundy or Charles Manson you can live out your sextesies in a controlled environment by reading Fifty Shades of Grey
sextesies by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2017

unachronistic 

(combining the words unrealistic and anachronistic, and pronounced younachronistic): someone or something that is equally, if not more, historically, socially and culturally anachronistic- and unadaptable- in terms of modern values and society- than the United Nations.
the only other political institution that would be as unachronistic, and therefore politically irrelevant in the modern world, would be either communism or le Parti Quebecois under Pauline Marois
unachronistic by Uncle Dimma February 21, 2017