Definitions by Uncle Dimma

brown fireworks 

A new term for diarrhea

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?

brown fireworks by Uncle Dimma November 3, 2018

q syndrome 

a sexual dysphoria disorder affecting heterosexual, but not heteronormative, individuals

if you are heterosexual but not heteronormative, you probably suffer from q syndrome

q syndrome by Uncle Dimma October 28, 2018

triple chin cunt 

a woman so BBW that her pussy lips look like they have a triple chin

have you ever seen a triple chin cunt before?

triple chin cunt by Uncle Dimma October 28, 2018

email dump 

a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media, by someone betraying you, in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.

if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if email dump-definition a)- will be used by that "someone" to "torpedo you underwater" decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career

email dump by Uncle Dimma October 2, 2018

difference between attacking people and problems 

in our modern soc-med world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart.

the main reason the 2016 campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious was that both presidential nominees didn't know, or didn't bother to learn, the difference between attacking people and problems.

difference between attacking people and problems by Uncle Dimma October 1, 2018

racism

something that simply can't exist among humans

racism can't exist because one, everyone is part of the human race, and two, because the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo exists among all ethnic groups around the world

racism by Uncle Dimma September 7, 2018

narcissistic looney toon 

a)an offensive description of Monica Lewinsky by Hillary Clinton, stemming from Lewinsky's involvement with Bill Clinton

b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior

as far as narcissistic looney toon def b), the best epitome I can up with to date is Ailleen Wuornos, brilliantly portrayed by Charlize Theron in the move Monster

narcissistic looney toon by Uncle Dimma September 2, 2018