Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Dark winter 

What might happen if gas prices aren't brought under control soon

To avoid a dark winter remove china and Russia from the un security council, permanently. And voila start producing more energy.

Dark winter by Uncle Dimma June 27, 2022

Diving helmet

The ancestor to both the gas mask and modern scuba diving gear.

I've never tried a diving helmet. But yes I've tried a gas mask.

Diving helmet by Uncle Dimma June 26, 2022

chicken stock 

(куром насмех in Russian): chicken mockery in English. When you say or do something (never f-sag) so dumb/silly/ /stupid that chickens at the local farm will make laughing stock out of you.

Even people with mental acuity issues won't do stuff chicken stock. Why are you doing the same chicken stock like drinking and driving?

chicken stock by Uncle Dimma June 26, 2022

Gas mask

Schmutz that you put on your face, but never f-sag

If you want to know how to properly use a gas mask go to the israeli military

Gas mask by Uncle Dimma June 25, 2022

schmutzvering 

The words (schmutz) and covering, combined. Another name for a covid mask

Get this schmutzvering off your beautiful face, now.

schmutzvering by Uncle Dimma June 25, 2022

The israeli military

Where you use a gas mask but never f-sag

I don't want to be in the israeli military.

The israeli military by Uncle Dimma June 18, 2022

The israeli military

The only place where you wear a gas mask for a purpose, not just f-sag.

Go to the Israeli military. Wearing a gas mask is serious.

The israeli military by Uncle Dimma June 14, 2022