Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Tread the boards

Actors' term for "following in someone's footsteps"

When choosing a profession leading to gainful employment tread the boards of the people you admire the most. It doesn't have to be family members though.

Tread the boards by Uncle Dimma June 2, 2023

Sad 

New definition: substance abuse disorder, i.e having drug abuse issues

If you are sad and suffering from sad that's even worse.

Sad by Uncle Dimma June 1, 2023

Suffering from sad 

having drug abuse issues

Suffering from sad plays on the new definition of sad

Suffering from sad by Uncle Dimma June 1, 2023

Sandwich painting 

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.

Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.

Sandwich painting by Uncle Dimma June 1, 2023

Culinary terrorism 

When you're supposed to be preparing your boss's lunch and you poison them whether accidentally or not.

The term was invented by Jesse Watters of fox News f-sag. He now thinks his recent case of food poisoning or upset stomach was due to culinary terrorism perpetrated by his assistant Johnny

Culinary terrorism by Uncle Dimma May 26, 2023

Karen making waves 

A human female, even if her name is not Karen, that's a total attention self generator, definition b) and who puts her anger, bitterness and lack of self worth on full display every time she's in public.

Meghan Markle is just Karen making waves. She has a self image problem too.

Karen making waves by Uncle Dimma May 22, 2023

Bombay on the border 

New name for El Paso Texas

With title 42 ended El Paso Texas might look like Bombay on the border, ie worse than the real city of Bombay.

Bombay on the border by Uncle Dimma May 14, 2023