Definitions by Uncle Dimma
lipstick on a pig
(a term originally used by the Democratic party to insult Sarah Palin during the US presidential campaign of 2008 because some of the -IMHO misogynistic- Democrats didn't like how much make make-up she was putting on)
overkill, when people go over and/or beyond their call of duty or responsibilities, or beyond acceptable socio -moral boundaries when doing something.
overkill, when people go over and/or beyond their call of duty or responsibilities, or beyond acceptable socio -moral boundaries when doing something.
I support capital punishment as a principle for certain crimes and under certain conditions, and will not, under any circumstances, go lipstick on a pig and reject the principle of capital punishment itself because I hate lethal injection or lethal gas as a method of execution; I will simply state that IMHO such or such a method of capital execution (but not the idea of capital punishment itself) is absolutely inappropriate in modern society. Or, I might reject the use of capital punishment for a specific case, but not as a principle. The moral of the fable is, do not go lip lipstick on a pig and betray your own moral principles.
lipstick on a pig by Uncle Dimma January 1, 2014
lore-whore
a) a person literally obsessed with, and dedicated to investigating, sometimes as a job, conspiracy theories
b) (negative sarcastic and/or offensive): a scientist or historian who presents conspiracy theories as indisputable scientific/historical fact, using even others' conspiracy theories as evidence
c) (humorous/positive sarcastic) : a children's author whose books/novels have a plot set in a conspiracy theory background.
d) (very offensive): a politician who uses historically accurate, but currently scientifically/historically meaningless (in the modern Western world) esoteric facts to promote their personal political platform.
e) an offensive synonym for nonsensical political propaganda
f) (adj) pertaining to conspiracy theories and/or unverifiable historical circumstances
b) (negative sarcastic and/or offensive): a scientist or historian who presents conspiracy theories as indisputable scientific/historical fact, using even others' conspiracy theories as evidence
c) (humorous/positive sarcastic) : a children's author whose books/novels have a plot set in a conspiracy theory background.
d) (very offensive): a politician who uses historically accurate, but currently scientifically/historically meaningless (in the modern Western world) esoteric facts to promote their personal political platform.
e) an offensive synonym for nonsensical political propaganda
f) (adj) pertaining to conspiracy theories and/or unverifiable historical circumstances
son: I think JFK was assassinated by the mob.
father:Oh what nonsense. However, if you want, become a lore-whore, and then find accurate historical evidence to prove or disprove your theory.
father:Oh what nonsense. However, if you want, become a lore-whore, and then find accurate historical evidence to prove or disprove your theory.
lore-whore by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2013
methylphenidate
methylphenidate by Uncle Dimma December 28, 2013
methylphenidater
a) an offensive term for a person who abuses/takes Ritalin without a prescription
b) a girl who dates only, or mostly, men who are prescribed Ritalin.
b) a girl who dates only, or mostly, men who are prescribed Ritalin.
boy: Mandy, i heard you are a methylphenidater, is it true?
Mandy: yes and no. No, because don't abuse the wonder drug, and yes, because I find men who are prescribed Ritalin to be geeky enough for me .
Mandy: yes and no. No, because don't abuse the wonder drug, and yes, because I find men who are prescribed Ritalin to be geeky enough for me .
methylphenidater by Uncle Dimma December 28, 2013
Ehre weiBen kultur
a very offensive phrase used by WASP's and white Jews to insult only and specifically other white non-WASP's, white non-Jews and white non-Muslims who are pro-multiethnic and pro-multicultural to the point of being racist against white culture.
if you correctly and appropriately use the term Ehre weiBen kultur, as outlined in the definition above, you also automatically understand the supreme unalienable and undeniable reality that, while it is indeed possible in a post-colonial North American society to be white, pro-multicultural, pro-multiethnic all at the same time, it is absolutely, under any and all circumstances, forbidden by the historical reality of colonialism for any and all white people, regardless of whether they are a WASP or not, to be pro-multicultural and pro- multiethnic to the detriment of their own white culture. IMHO it is even more impossible and more forbidden for an African-American in modern North America to be pro-multicultural and pro-multiethnic to the detriment of his own cultural and historical identity.
Ehre weiBen kultur by Uncle Dimma December 28, 2013
Ehre weiBen kultur
an offensive phrase used by white people, patriots of white culture, to insult other white people who are less patriotic towards white culture.
brew your own vegetable soup; if you want to figure out what Ehre weiBen kultur means, go to google translate
Ehre weiBen kultur by Uncle Dimma December 27, 2013
normyguay
(a combination of the words normal and gay) : an offensive term term people that are heterosexual and extremely hetero-normative to insult people who only happen to be heterosexual but not hetero-normative
normyguay people cannot be racist because they are heterosexual and consider non-heterosexual individuals to be a normal and integral part of society and respect them as such. However a normyguay can say things like damno quod non intelligo or go scratch yourself, without being either sarcastic or offensive, to a non-heterosexual individual.
normyguay by Uncle Dimma December 26, 2013