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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

my week with Marilyn

(The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe)

an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry Kingfrom Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local tv show and I was in the audience.
(ante scriptum): the opposite of a post scriptum (P.S.), seen at the beginning, rather than the end, of formal classical letters (physical forms of correspondence other than e-mail or fax-if anyone knows what those are anymore, in a tech dominated world!).
An A.S. can also serve as a caveat or an opening N.B. statement.
A.S. by Uncle Dimma April 28, 2014

are you gas wholesaling? 

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me"?
person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. are you gas wholesaling? Didn't you study your chemistry comme du monde?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S.
(A combination of the words female and cub, pronounced feb): literally a female version of a cub, on online hookup/dating sites.
If nowadays cougars look for cubs for a craig's-hook , it should not IMHO be a crime for a silver-fox to look for a feub
feub by Uncle Dimma April 28, 2014

weather grandpa

(N.B: this term is based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather).

(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.
everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.

CL fuck bunny

(very offensive term): a sexually promiscuous teenage girl who spends all her time outside of high school and homework trawling Craigslist for a craigs-hook and/or a one night stand
John Walsh of America's Most Wanted, (or AMW), would agree that with me that the rise of chat rooms and the perceived "privacy" of online sexual predators that comes with it, not only should every police department in North America have a sexual cyber crime unit, but it should also IMHO hire an ex-CL fuck bunny as an undercover cop to help them solve a higher percentage of cold cases involving online sexual crimes, especially those targeting children.
CL fuck bunny by Uncle Dimma April 28, 2014

putting words in the horse's mouth 

interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them
boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, and FYI it's actually Italian and Latin homework I was going to work on, later on the chemistry and physics.