Definitions by Uncle Dimma

even walls have eyes and ears 

(тайное всегда становится ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later

son: dad, how did you know I had bad grades?

father: roflmao son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?

even walls have eyes and ears by Uncle Dimma November 16, 2014

p.h.c 

Psychological human contact

If you don't want to be left high and dry, and can't afford a social worker, your best option is to find a p.h.c. among your friends or family members.

p.h.c by Uncle Dimma November 12, 2014

lambecue 

Similar to a porkbecue but where there is only lamb as meat

If you dont want to be a yidiot , go to a lambecue, not a porkbecue .

lambecue by Uncle Dimma November 9, 2014

idiotager 

A not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier teenager who thinks of themselves as important

Simply because they think they have invented such socially time immemorial concepts as sex, drugs, fashion, etc

Father: son, my favorite idiotager, even if you are no longer virgin, you did not invent sex, drugs or fashion. Now go and invent something like a cure for aids and then feel important about yourself.

idiotager by Uncle Dimma November 7, 2014

spit on it and walk away 

A variation of ' piss on it and walk away' meaning, walk away from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high, and move onto bigger and better things, instead of letting the negative experience frustrate you.

In terms of anger management adapted to modern society, spit on it and walk away is a good piece of advice; do not turn your frustration and anger into violence.

spit on it and walk away by Uncle Dimma November 5, 2014

fugsterrating 

F* frustrating

If it's fugsterrating, either get the patience to deal with in socially appropriate ways, or piss on it and walk away.

fugsterrating by Uncle Dimma November 5, 2014

I ain't no saint 

Adj: a sexuality promiscuous, but still morally and publicly decent , teenage girl who is classy in the streets but sassy in the sheets.

If I ain't no saint can characterize your girlfriend, you are so lucky.

I ain't no saint by Uncle Dimma November 5, 2014