Definitions by Uncle Dimma

other cats to skin 

a) synonym for the phrase "bigger fish to fry".
b) can also be translated to French of France as "d'autres chats à foueter"

people waste a lot of time doing meaningless things like crimes and drugs when they have other cats to skin, such as pursuing their educational/career ambitions.

other cats to skin by Uncle Dimma September 14, 2016

non-intelligo 

(from the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo): a rural, uneducated and media brainwashed person

the word non-intelligo can be used a less offensive synonym for a hilly-billy.

the word non-intelligo can be used a less offensive synonym for a hilly-billy.

non-intelligo by Uncle Dimma September 14, 2016

social selfie 

( abbreviated soc-fie): a selfie specifically taken in order to be posted as the main picture on one's social media account like Facebook

i don't care if my social selfie is brocolli-art, or if it passed your picture test

social selfie by Uncle Dimma September 14, 2016

porndiery 

(a combination of the words pornography and diary): the personal diary of a escort, prostitute, or high end call girl

not many people would know this, but the real translation of the word "pornography" from its original ancient Greek is actually porndiery, not what we consider porn today.

porndiery by Uncle Dimma September 14, 2016

Graeco-Romanist 

an archaeologist specializing in Graeco-Roman archaeology , ca 850 BC-476 AD

if Napoleon is considered by some to be the world's first Egyptologist-since he is the one who brought the Rosetta Stone to Europe-, why can't I be a Graeco-Romanist

Graeco-Romanist by Uncle Dimma September 14, 2016

space lemon 

A person who daydreams at work, but the boss, for some reason, doesn't seem to care

Hey you, you space lemon, spring has sprung. Get up and go back to work

space lemon by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016

fact .vs. fiction 

(A specific type dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding): when an intelligent person, maybe a lawyer by trade, become so corrupt, that by genetic consequence their bone marrow becomes corrupt, and as a result they can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth even in their own speech

asking Hilary Clinton to explain the fact .vs. fiction dichotomy is like asking a goldfish why said goldfish breathes with gills underwater; its absolutely meaningless because the goldfish wouldn't be able to understand my question and Hilary Clinton wouldn't know how to stop lying.

fact .vs. fiction by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016