Definitions by Uncle Dimma
doing harakiri
the act of committing suicide (using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?
father: Adrian, why people commit such acts is probably because they can't find life's meaning in any setting, religious or secular. However, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the other piece of advice I would give them.
father: Adrian, why people commit such acts is probably because they can't find life's meaning in any setting, religious or secular. However, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the other piece of advice I would give them.
doing harakiri by Uncle Dimma February 10, 2017
u.k.e.c
(the full acronym is useful kinetic energy coefficient and is written коэффициент полезной деятельности, or к.п.д. in Russian):
the amount of useful activity or work output a person can achieve in a given amount of time
the amount of useful activity or work output a person can achieve in a given amount of time
u.k.e.c by Uncle Dimma February 8, 2017
one-man deal
one-man deal by Uncle Dimma February 6, 2017
frankish dinner date
(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption (if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food).
frankish dinner date by Uncle Dimma February 6, 2017
z-chara board hit
(N.B: this definition is named after Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins and his infamous hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).
in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit ; the NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.
z-chara board hit by Uncle Dimma February 5, 2017
weather grandpa
(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.
I decided to coin the term weather grandpa based on my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather. Not only that,but everybody hates a weather grandpa especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.
weather grandpa by Uncle Dimma February 5, 2017
waiting for the milkman to show me around
what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?
response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
waiting for the milkman to show me around by Uncle Dimma February 5, 2017