Definitions by Uncle Dimma
pigs don't fly
A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.
A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.
His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.
James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.
His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.
James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.
pigs don't fly by Uncle Dimma May 15, 2017
devil-worship
Son: is using animals in medical research devil-worship according to the Unforgivables?
Father: no, now go and take a biomedical ethics course at McGill university.
Father: no, now go and take a biomedical ethics course at McGill university.
devil-worship by Uncle Dimma May 11, 2017
into the golden sunset
to send someone ( physically, especially when they are past 65 and serve no political purpose)or something ( as in stop using an antiquated object altogether) into retirement
into the golden sunset by Uncle Dimma April 29, 2017
fugsterrating
fugsterrating by Uncle Dimma April 25, 2017
p.h.c
(Psychological human contact): (when you work alone all day at the back of the warehouse), the only other employee who comes to see you and talk to you.
p.h.c by Uncle Dimma April 25, 2017
ain't-no-saint
An ain't-no-saint girl can be characterized as classy in the streets but sassy in the sheets. If you're girl can be classified as an ain't-no-saint, you're one lucky guy.
ain't-no-saint by Uncle Dimma April 23, 2017
living out of a suitcase
Start living the American dream by living out of a suitcase definition b) if you don't want to accumulate a lot of debt early on.
living out of a suitcase by Uncle Dimma April 21, 2017