Definitions by Uncle Dimma

cowboy up 

( an insult used between men only: to metaphorically 'grow an extra pair of balls' ans take ones responsibilities like a grown man

Incompetent teen son: dad I got my girlfriend pregnant. What do I do?

Father: cowboy up and be a dad. And btw, I am busy ( slams door in son's face)

cowboy up by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2017

aircraft maintenance crew 

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding yourself

A competent high school teacher if one or all members of an aircraft maintenance crew are guilty of plagiarism

aircraft maintenance crew by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2017

definition of insanity 

( a phrase invented by Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham of Fox News): making the same retargerous mistake- and getting the same negative result every time- refusing to learn how and why you failed, as well as hoping for a different positive result.

If you continue making excuses for why Hilary Clinton should have won, but didn't, you should learn what the definition of insanity means.

definition of insanity by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2017

gáy 

( Not to be confused with gay): adj: age and or gender inappropriate, regardless of the person's actual orientation

Boy: Melinda, why are you playing with Lego, I thought only men do that.

Melinda: I just want to be an architect.

Boy: eww, that so gáy.

Melinda: do you have a problem with me being an architect? Are you misogynistic?

gáy by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2017

cowboy update 

A) verb, to- to get one's news from doc-med sources such as Facebook, Twitter, etc...

B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med

If you are a fan of a cowboy update definition b), and want to get a cowboy update definition a), please learn how to think critically.

cowboy update by Uncle Dimma May 26, 2017

I think I wanna marry you 

A nicer way of telling someone " please don't reject my ideas, I think I know what I am doing"

Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.

Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.

I think I wanna marry you by Uncle Dimma May 26, 2017

cosy shack 

A cabin in the sticks that not only serves as a personal crash pad but also a place where you can hivernate with your significant other during the winter

If you feel like becoming, or already are, a dirty-hands, you may consider getting a cosy shack, even if it's not just for the winter.

cosy shack by Uncle Dimma May 22, 2017