Definitions by Uncle Dimma

man in the iron mask 

A) a person from the loser social classes who is destined to become great

B) the exact opposite, a person born into wealth and power but destined to lose everything

Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz fit the man in the iron mask definition a), while Jeb Bush would fit definition b).

man in the iron mask by Uncle Dimma June 6, 2017

Lorenna Bobbit 

A female sexual sadist, but not a criminal, from the US state of Virginia.

IMHO Lorenna Bobbit isn't a criminal, just a sexual sadist; cutting off your husband's penis when you find him in bed with his mistress isn't a crime, just a cruel and unusual punishment.

Lorenna Bobbit by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2017

monkey bomb

An offensive term for an i.e.d

If you don't know what you're doing building a monkey bomb in your basement and injure yourself, the government isn't responsible.

monkey bomb by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2017

business-suicide 

Objective, to everyone but you, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources

If you're about to commit business-suicide, please get help before it's too late.

business-suicide by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2017

pimor 

( an amalgamation of the Hebrew words pil ( elephant) and hamor ( donkey):

A) adj- an object/ person that looks like a gruesome generic crossbreed between an elephant and a donkey.

B) noun-a person that behaves like a cross between an elephant and a donkey in terms of their social manners.

If you don't want the adjective pimor definition a) applied to you, stop behaving like a pimor definition b).

pimor by Uncle Dimma May 29, 2017

cowboy up 

( an insult used between men only): to metaphorically speaking ' grow an extra pair of balls' and take one's responsibility like a grown man

Teenage son: dad I got my girlfriend pregnant, what do I do?

Father: cowboy up Peter. And by the way I am busy ( slams door in son's face)

cowboy up by Uncle Dimma May 29, 2017

social selfie 

(Abbreviated soc-fie): a social media selfie specifically taken to be put as the pfp on all of one's social media sites

A social selfie will never help you pass anyone's picture test, your personality and moral values will.

social selfie by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2017