Definitions by Uncle Dimma

dish issues 

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

dish issues by Uncle Dimma March 14, 2021

ebola hole 

an offensive name for the garbage chute or garbage chute room at your local apartment building

if youre a janitor, please ask for a pay raise if you want to work with the ebola hole

ebola hole by Uncle Dimma March 14, 2021

blackpregnation 

(offensive because it is related to the concept of miscegenation): impregnation by a bbc, when a white prostitute is impregnated after shes had sex with a bbc

i have noticed a lot of porn sites nowadays that seem to be obsessed with blackpregnation

blackpregnation by Uncle Dimma March 14, 2021

to fable 

(читать нотации) : to preach moral precepts to someone, most likely to preach to the converted

if you want to avoid trouble with your parents, do not try to fable them

to fable by Uncle Dimma March 14, 2021

Big time failing 

Failing catastrophically

Something that's big time failing will obviously devolve into an unmitigated disaster if something isn't done.

Big time failing by Uncle Dimma March 14, 2021

Big time failing 

Failing catastrophically

Something that's big time failing will obviously devolve into an unmitigated disaster if something isn't done.

Big time failing by Uncle Dimma March 14, 2021

The new normal

What the US liberal left wants you to believe in , even after the covid 19 pandemic

The new normal is a complete rejection of my moral values

The new normal by Uncle Dimma March 14, 2021