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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

a) (Sanskrit): adj-covered in mud, mire, dirt. Dirty or filthy.

b) ( khardammah in Arabic): adj- something so filthy and dirty it becomes haram in terms of human consumption
The modern media, as well as its hypocrisy, is so kardama, both definitions a and b.
kardama by Uncle Dimma April 9, 2021

proletariat syndrome 

A medical syndrome, affecting most often the proletarian class, in which people come home from work after a 9-5 shift, fall asleep until about 8:30-9:00 pm then do some chores, only to be back to bed by 10:30-11 pm and get up early the following morning.
Proletariat syndrome should not be confused with ptsd or seasonal mood disorder.

to idolize Marilyn Monroe 

Verb: for a guy to drop on his knees in front of a sexy woman and ask her for sexual favors
Do not even try to idolize Marilyn Monroe, unless you are proposing marriage to your girlfriend

go back to your cave 

( originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus):

A nicer or more offensive way-depending on the context- telling someone ' please don't talk to me right now.
Emily: Carl we can't afford to live in this apartment anymore, we need more income.

Carl: Emily go back to your cave, I'll have to think about how to best handle your request. I have to think about how to get a better paying job.

slicing the pineapple 

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences
It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own

you came from a great cosmic egg 

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you

either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.

hope springs eternal 

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters.
Donald Trump is running for president out of nationalism, patriotism and a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America