Tom's definitions

ramen

The cheapest and most delicious meal on the planet.

Ramen is only 10 cents a package ^.^

by Tom January 4, 2005

bike jacking

when someone steels your bike when your on it kind like carjacking but to bike rider

johny got bikejacked near cantral park

by tom November 30, 2003

two beer queer

one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater

Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.

by tom March 8, 2003

nodulate

the left over remains of an anal prolapse, dragging along behind you out of your bleeding arse.

"I had to wipe so many times I gave myself a damn nodulate"

by tom December 25, 2004

Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

by Tom January 9, 2005

IHI

"I'd Hit It"

Meaning you would in fact have intercourse with the man/woman in question.

1: Check out this chick's rack!
2: damn! IHI.

by Tom December 31, 2003

Hot Beef Injection

To engage in sexual intercorse with someone. wether it be male or female.

"Tom gave Linda one mean taste of the Hot Beef Injection."

by Tom March 5, 2004