sweetage

Invented by me while on a french exchange. I saw a nice ledge and said 'Thats sweetage!'

Used to describe something that is better than sweet eg
'His hat is sweetage'
'She is sweetage'

by tom February 15, 2005

Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.

I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.

by Tom January 10, 2005

fat crakka

Trav Murray

That fat crakka is Tom's brother.

by Tom April 20, 2003

gurty

kinda like great or fat

a bloody gurty house

by tom April 19, 2003

smfc

suck my fucken cock.

You can smfc you HOE!

by tom July 27, 2004

Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by ToM August 02, 2003

Dirty South Fish Hook

your two fingers in the hiney and then sink your thumb in her dickhole

by tom April 25, 2003