Tom's definitions

Arthur Dent

2nd last remaining earth creature. Survived the destruction of earth (...was destroyed to make way for a new space-hyper bypass)

Arthur Dent could never get the hang thursdays.

by Tom August 1, 2004

tomsuck

sucking a guy names toms penis

I tomsucked last night

by Tom June 14, 2004

Morlied

a. To be screwed without any chance of redemption. b. To be hit in the face and have salt poured on you.

After finding out his bank account number was stolen, he realized he was morlied.

by Tom November 19, 2003

wronghole

the act of placing the erect penis into the arse of a lady when prior permission has not been given

i heard nina shout wronghole ashley through the wall last night

by tom June 21, 2004

shithouse

One who is blatantly talking a load of bullshit.

Shut up, you fucking shithouse

by Tom February 21, 2005

magic lantern

a trojan hores made by the fbi that logs the key strokes of a infected computer

dont open your porn spam you might catch it

by tom November 1, 2003

the mighty trin

Trinity College, Oxford.

The mighty trin will rise again.

by Tom December 19, 2004