Tom's definitions

Hinckle

very angry man, steals 400lbs of poop every night and places it on the moon.

Mr. Hinckle stole my poop last night.

by Tom March 25, 2003

17

The most random number.

Pick a number. It's not really as good a random number as 17, is it?

by Tom January 1, 2004

coejus

a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
In groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). They usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. Coejii are deadly hunters.

I was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii

by tom July 20, 2004

Carcer City

A large, abandoned city, overrun with insane 'hunters' competing in blood sport.

Hunters roam the empty streets of Carcer City..

by Tom February 4, 2004

downtime

the amount of time a woman spends sucking your dick which she feels is adequate enough for you.

yo bitch, 2 minutes aint enough downtime. better get your ass back down and start sucking!!!!!!

by tom November 30, 2003

flaps

A goalkeeping faux pas whereby the player between the sticks comes haring out in order to catch the air bourne ball and misses it leaving him red faced and shamed.

If he flaps at that ball one more time then I'll kick his wife in the flaps

by tom December 19, 2003

fat u dawg

you're fat and have fangs for teeth

Fat u dawg loves blue balloons and is so fat and horny

by tom November 23, 2003