skankawhorus ex

1) an abnormally tall skank whore that is cool with all the guys because she fucks them in the ass. i mean, they get to fuck HER in the ass. excuse me.

2) a slutty dinosaur that is your ex-girlfriend
I'm gonna fuck that skankawhorus ex right in the ass.
by tom March 20, 2003
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dork

1.(n) a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.
Cassandra started to mumble frequently so she was given a Red Swingline stapler and put her in the room with the rest of the company dorks.

Being a dork is a qualification for the tri-delta sorority.
by Tom March 04, 2004
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Fuckwanked

Drunk.

Fuck + wank + ed
by Tom April 26, 2004
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crusade

The crusades were pope-sanctioned military endeavors during the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries against non-Christians. Goals included capturing Jerusalem and expanding territories in general.
Christian occupation of Syria disappeared after the ninth crusade.
by Tom November 20, 2003
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chickenmcfuckwich

Why did you get that KFC
Because I am a cunt
by Tom March 20, 2005
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brew

To build up reserves of stomach gasses that when released cause nausea and social expulsion. Food sources that can assist this physical activity range from cabbage to kebabs
Shit y'all, I'm holding a brew thats gonna sink this ship fucktards
by tom December 19, 2003
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*G'd* up from tha *feet* up

G means gangster u hat0r
u just a n00b hu dont no shit
*G'd* up from tha *feet* up
by tom May 05, 2005
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