Definitions by The hitchhiker

Planning In Real Time

When you’re playing it by ear but want to sound like a professional in front of the customer.

The customer continued to alter the scope even while deploying the solution, we had to start planning in real time in order to deliver everything in a timely fashion.

Planning In Real Time by The hitchhiker March 5, 2020

stukakke

It's similar to bukakke but it's when several people sweat on you

The steel mill was so sweltering hot everyone was stukakke'ing on each other.

stukakke by The hitchhiker January 18, 2019

Yeezy

A black man that does not have the influence of black women in his life.

Kayne is the yeezyest of the yeezy.

That yeezy has forgotten his roots.

Yeezy by The hitchhiker August 14, 2018

Doppledonger

When you find a penis that is an exact match to your own. Like twins separated at birth, but attached to a different person.

I was giving head to this guy, and it felt like i had seen his dick somewhere before . I realized it was MY dick. If i suck my doppledonger, isnt that like giving myself head?

Doppledonger by The hitchhiker January 27, 2018

throbbing donger

The results of consuming the prescribed amount of Viagra, then immediately getting blue balls.

Met this chick, thought it was a sure thing. Her ugly friend ended up cock-blocking me, so now I'm left with this throbbing donger.

throbbing donger by The hitchhiker June 29, 2017

Rivet Head

What fans of the eastern Kentucky based hard rock band Stitch Rivet call themselves.

as in "Wow, would you look at all the Rivet Heads at this show!"

Rivet Head by The HitchHiker October 27, 2009