Tessa's definitions

meisterbate

The act of one Lawree Kane jerkin' it for Paul Werkmeister.

Rick meisterbates every day.

by tessa March 28, 2003

sloppy joe

When you eat a girl out and she is on her period, and its very messy.

He said he was hungry, so I offered him one of my sloppy joes.

by Tessa November 9, 2003

eyBABYhowYOUdoin

1. a pick up line for an elite group of individuals.

2. an AOL Instant Messenger Screen name

eyBABYhowYOUdoin

by tessa February 23, 2003

Wanus

pinky finger of either hand

I'm so mad I could just shake my wanus at you!

by Tessa October 7, 2003

dead lay

a girl thats doesn't moan or scream while having sex. Makes the guy do all the work

The sex was awful she was a dead lay it wore me out.

by Tessa March 16, 2003

confusering

another word for confusing

"stop it!! you're confusering me!!!"

by Tessa July 16, 2004

Therapist

a bitch who listens to you gab and gab, and acts like your mother when she says she won't do that

"my therapist is s second mother to me...not good"

by Tessa June 10, 2006