7 definition by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano

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A sensuous meaningful part of love making where the female gobbles the male's testicles. All done in the best possible taste.
I paid you fifty quid so get down and lick my pickles. Merci.

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Requesting the service of a young lady to syphon the python through oral gratification.
Please excuse me, I just have to pop into the library to send the maid down for some mayonaise.

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The homosexuals art of sucking out ejaculate from another males rectum.
If you have shot your junket then you might as well flaunch it back out of my ass.

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A rascal of a man who runs down the street banging his penis on dustbin lids.
Have you heard the one about Tub Thumping?
No! well he hasn't been down your way yet.

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When someone forgets to pack all the sandwiches for a picnic. Doesn't that really piss you off.
Oh dear Giselle, I'm afraid that we are a few sandwiches short of a picnic, we will just have to manage on caviar and champange.

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Someone with homosexual tendancies.
Not all homosexuals are Shirt Lifters.

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Male semen ejaculated from the testicles.
I’m terribly sorry, but I seem to have come my junket all over your blue dress.

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