Robbo's definitions

route one

To shag a bird in the arse

I'd fuck her route one if given half the chance!

by Robbo February 26, 2005

mess

to engage in an act of self pleasure

'Look at that dirty man messing with himself.'

by robbo December 7, 2003

fountain fucker

A girl during sexual activities releases excessive amounts of bodily liquids.

Rob: "Dude, you had a fountain fucker last night."

by Robbo November 13, 2016

yerr

Yerr is also used in the West Country UK, as a precursor to a sentence or a general greeting.

"Yerr, wasson?" would be equivalent to " Hi, whats going on?"

by Robbo October 6, 2007

blobzilla

A woman who is on her period and in full nag mode making their man's life a complete misery.

Keep away from Blobzilla, she's got the painters in and in full misery spreading mode.

by Robbo February 26, 2005

Tallywhacker

part of the male genitalia, as used for whacking tallies

I'm just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.

by robbo December 7, 2003

Pork and Cheese

Cockney Rhyming Slang (UK) for "Portuguese". NOT a derogatory term unless used with another word(s). For example, "check out that fucking pork 'n' cheese wanker!"

There are a lot of Pork 'n' Cheese living over here these days.

by Robbo March 15, 2005