Paul's definitions
by Paul January 2, 2004
Get the cheesymug. A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.
To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.
To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.
Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.
The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?
Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!
The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?
Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!
by Paul November 29, 2004
Get the Special Constablemug. 
Someone who tears a little hole in a piece of bread and proceeds to have intercourse with said hole.
by Paul April 12, 2004
Get the hedgebreadermug. by paul March 17, 2004
Get the dog foodmug. A phrase made popular in recent years by the brilliant comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, star of the HBO special, Da Ali G Show. The show was originally introduced in the UK, then moved to the US, after becoming popular to the point of being hard to fool anyone anymore. The main difference between the UK version and the US version is that in the UK, it had an audience that you could hear laugh, like most tv sitcoms, whereas the US version has no audience reactions. There was also a movie made called Ali G Indahouse before the move to the US. The movie is actually really lame compared to the reality-based series. Cheap humour and... more cheap humour.
If you listen to the song Keep Their Headz Ringin' by Dr.Dre, you will hear a background singer repeating "B-B-B-B-Boyakasha!", which is probably where Ali G got it from.
by Paul November 2, 2005
Get the boyakashamug. by Paul March 10, 2005
Get the Siriusmug.