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human

A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.
Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.
by Paul February 13, 2005
mugGet the humanmug.

lord_of_muffins

A person that suffers from gaydomness.
by Paul January 22, 2005
mugGet the lord_of_muffinsmug.

El Guappo

A filthy Mexican mobster wannabe. Generally found at clubs.
Look at El-Guappo there hitting on that chick
by Paul May 7, 2004
mugGet the El Guappomug.

klondike butt syndrome

KBS for short. when you unknowingly place your tush on an icy cold toilet seat. the result is a firce case of shrinkage and a slight constipation.
anticipating a pleasent dump, paul was stunned to find a ice cold toilet seat and got a wicked case of KBS.
by paul May 5, 2004
mugGet the klondike butt syndromemug.

Aberdeen, Washington

The town that Kurt Cobain WAS born in...is a next to Hoquiam, WA where so many mistaken folk attribute him as being born. There is no hospital in Hoquiam only in Aberdeen
He wasn't born in Hoquiam folks, get it right.
by Paul April 20, 2005
mugGet the Aberdeen, Washingtonmug.

grooming

The act of pedifiles coaxing children into sexual encounters via the internet.
Earlier this year, Andrew Lay, a 35-year-old from Milton Keynes, was jailed for six years for committing sexual offences against a young girl he first contacted through a chatroom when she was just 12.
by paul February 23, 2004
mugGet the groomingmug.

Slom

1. A simple combination of the two words slut and mommy.
2. Word for a milf who hits on all of her son's friends.
Jeff: "Yo, what did my mom say to you?"
Paul: "Your slom didn't say anything, she just bent over and i stuck it in her ass!"
by Paul February 16, 2005
mugGet the Slommug.

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