Paul's definitions

Crass

The most politically influential band of the first wave of punk rock bands, as the second wave began, they stopped playing since they promised themselfs to stop in 1984. Crass was against government, organized religion, and all that good stuff, they pointed out problems in the punk scene itself, with their song Punk is Dead. Their most remembered song today is probably Banned From the Roxy

Without crass, anarchy wouldnt be a popular movent today, and you couldnt buy anarchy wristbands from the counter-revolutionaries (hot topic) while paying tax for them, which is the biggest condradiction of brainless mtv generation kids wearing the anarchy symbol, which most of them think means chaos and disorder, the misconception started by counter-revolutionaries themselfs, to make people sub-conciously believe that anarchy will result in chaos, and not work.

by Paul October 9, 2004

demonstrate

the opposite of monstrate, which is the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. count chocula or joan rivers)

look over there, that old man is demonstrating himself in front of those teenage girls!

by Paul July 27, 2004

slag

Something handy to have around at 3 in the morning when one has lucked out

I finally managed to find an old slag!!

by paul December 26, 2003

dick cheese

usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead

grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !

by paul August 4, 2004

boic

Beating off in class

Joe boices tri-daily.

by Paul September 3, 2003

hoeage

Noun version of the word hoed or to hoe.

That was some crazy hoeage on Margot.

by paul October 2, 2004

dog food

the stuff between grants ears

grant don't come up with any ideas cause you need a brain not the dog food between your ears

by paul March 17, 2004