Paul's definitions

Fox News

Fox Spews does occasionally report worhwhile information. The problem is that it is targeted at uneducated rednecks and egangelists.

According to Fox News, Bush is our new savior, and book learnin is for sinners.

by Paul August 21, 2003

bopper

any girl that gets down or engages in sexual activity

Damn man look at that bopper over there!

by Paul September 30, 2003

pleach

some one who is very good at many things, most commonly used in poker. a pleach gets many good hands and can bluff very well. if you have a pleach at your table they will most likley win.

Man they guy just got 3 royal flushes in a row, what a pleach. Cash me out.

by Paul February 13, 2005

ggc

The guacamole-grilled cheese sandwhich. Three letters to define this sandwhich, just like a blt.

Hi, I'd like to order a ggc, except no restaurant has it!

by Paul January 4, 2005

tea bagging

the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises

grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure

by paul August 3, 2004

backsideous

Resembling arse to the latter. This word was born by me spending too much time working for a large corporate company where buzzwords nobody dared to question the meaning of (for fear of looking stupid) were in great abundance.

"That was a backsideous statement" - i.e. "You talk crap".

"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.

by Paul September 10, 2004

demonstrate

the opposite of monstrate, which is the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. count chocula or joan rivers)

look over there, that old man is demonstrating himself in front of those teenage girls!

by Paul July 27, 2004