blessfuck

To have sex in a place where you've not had it before.

Came about from watching a trashy house renovation programme.

'Wow, this house is so cool now! Lets blessfuck every room in it before the kids get home!'

by Paul March 17, 2005

Broadband Engine

The Broadband Engine is the Cell based CPU that is going to be used in the upcoming Playstation 3 game console.

Playstation 2 has Emotion Engine
Playstation 3 will have Broadband Engine

by Paul December 14, 2003

Bagel Racing

Drunken party game where 2 or more males stand in a circle around a bagel and proceed to jack off onto the bagel. The male who ejaculates last must eat the cum covered bagel

Peter: I am drunk and horny and there is no one at this lame party but a bunch of dudes. What can we possibly do for fun.

Steve: I know, lets bagel race!

Peter: Ok!

by Paul September 08, 2004

gold digger

What a person is called when he/she is picking there nose

Look at him. He's a gold digger.

by paul January 15, 2003

Chavs

Chavs are cunts! It has to be said once and for all. They are the lowest scummiest form of life and Britain would be a better, less crime filled place without them. Also anyone who they see who isn't a chav is a grunger! That is fucking ridiculous!!!

I have long hair and i am a keen guitar player. That makes me a grunger according to chavs. Oh yeh, i also have been told i have a mullet, afro, i'm a hippi and i'm in the hair bear bunch...
Complete bunch of wankers!!!

by Paul January 17, 2004

ghetto engineering tactics

Blatantly disregarding all formal education and training in the hopes of somehow magically "getting it right" while clearly failing to define what "right" is before embarking on said design.

Andy utilized ghetto engineering tactics in his project ... and not surprisingly he failed.

by Paul December 22, 2003

marnus

fucking insane, burnt...

Dude, Paul is way more marnus than Luke.

by Paul January 23, 2005