Paul's definitions

Bagel Racing

Drunken party game where 2 or more males stand in a circle around a bagel and proceed to jack off onto the bagel. The male who ejaculates last must eat the cum covered bagel

Peter: I am drunk and horny and there is no one at this lame party but a bunch of dudes. What can we possibly do for fun.

Steve: I know, lets bagel race!

Peter: Ok!

by Paul September 7, 2004

Drunk

George W Bush

Bush was too drunk to give a speech today.

by Paul August 21, 2003

mass debater

one who indulges in mass debating

Tony Blair is an expert mass debater

by paul February 8, 2005

snow white

cocaine, a popular drug

"my girl is snow white
in the form of a rock"

by paul April 4, 2005

SCOUSER

Person from Liverpool. Scousers are generally welcoming, fun loving, hardworking and a talented breed of people. Over the years there has been a wealth of talent come out of Liverpool and that flame still burns bright today. Let me also mention that Liverpool will now be the Capital of Culture 2008, and with the funding from Europe, it can only make Liverpool even better. As for the people who like to use old boring stereotypes made popular in the 1980's, I really would like you to come and see for yourself. Either that or check the crime and unemployment stats, Liverpool has higher EMPLOYMENT rates and LOWER crime rates than the likes of Manchester and areas of London.

"Today I met a Scouser, it changed my mind about the stupid stereotyping by idiot comedians such as Bernard Manning"

by Paul April 4, 2005

magentacore

Unlike the commonly known fernande (the best damn bit of the pizza) in various other food stuffs, it is infact the center of said food stuffs that is the most pleasing to ones pallet.
This can be found most frequently in cakes and doughnuts.

After guzzling down an F-ring, mike turned to lucy and asked to partake of her magentacore, to which she hastenly agreed.

by Paul July 23, 2004

backdoor blizzard

after returning from a tacobell run, and cumming in your girls ass, you ram her real hard, pull out, and watch her fart out the cum, in a blizzard like manner

mike johnson gets back door blizzarded everyday

by paul April 3, 2005