Paul's definitions

kansas city crumper

A sexual position and act wherein a man lies on his back. The woman with her back facing him, squats over him while engaging in anal sex. Upon finishing the woman unloads her fecal matter onto the man.

I thought it was going to be some normal butt sex, but she couldn't control here bowels and it ended up being a kansas city crumper

by Paul May 12, 2004

wretch

disgusting, morbid, rancid.
The level of intoxication or the level of your harsh comedown. A feeling of utter despair.

T-glo how he felt before he slept at the manch for 18 hours solid.
Frank after a hard 3 day comedown with pinky and his shades on at 12:00 pm in the day at the manch of course.

by paul January 11, 2005

cheese weasel

a low individual. Someone who lacks responsibility and accountability. One who leaves work to others.

" John always put's through a project right before lunch. So I end up having to do 75% of that cheese-weasel's work for him."

by paul January 19, 2004

tactile

When perceiving the distances of objects located in nearby space, one depends on tactile (touch) sense. Tactile experience is usually considered in tandem with kinesthetic experience (sensations of muscle movements and of movements of the sense-organ surfaces).

The object was identified through the use of their hands tactile sense.

by Paul June 18, 2006

Embarrassing

When someone does something stupid. Doesn't need to neccassarilly embarrass you. Just has to be stupid.

(Kid says something stupid)
(resopnse)-"wow you are embarrassing."

by Paul October 9, 2004

spiderman

see spider-man, the REAL way to spell it.

spider-man is peter parker.

by Paul June 13, 2004

jail meat

a flimbsy male, generally in a federal prison who regurally has his anus intruded upon, thus his ass hole being extremely loose, constantly shitting, and, his rectum always pulsates.

that jail meat is mine in a half-our after jerome gets done with him

by paul December 3, 2003