a low individual. Someone who lacks responsibility and accountability. One who leaves work to others.
" John always put's through a project right before lunch. So I end up having to do 75% of that cheese-weasel's work for him."
by paul January 19, 2004
A sexual position and act wherein a man lies on his back. The woman with her back facing him, squats over him while engaging in anal sex. Upon finishing the woman unloads her fecal matter onto the man.
I thought it was going to be some normal butt sex, but she couldn't control here bowels and it ended up being a kansas city crumper
by Paul May 12, 2004
a flimbsy male, generally in a federal prison who regurally has his anus intruded upon, thus his ass hole being extremely loose, constantly shitting, and, his rectum always pulsates.
by paul December 03, 2003
when you really hate someone's fucking guts so bad that you offer to make them a cup of coffee and before you pour you rub your dirty sweaty cheesy balls all over the rim of the cup
hmmm . . . great cup of coffee you made there grant . . . but was the milk off cause I have a cup full of cheese !
by paul April 22, 2004
To pull a Kemikal is like winning the lottery whilst sleeping with 3 women and killing your arch enemy at the same time.
by Paul October 12, 2003
What I'm going through right now with so many responsibilities. Seriously, somebody shoot me before I do it myself. Life sucks.
Wow, our lives rock! Paul's life sure seems like pure Hell because of all of the crap he has to take care of all the time!
by Paul November 18, 2004